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Arthur, your blood
pressure is 160 over 100.

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160 out of 100?

3
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- That's awesome!
- 160 over 100.

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It's not awesome; it's hypertension.

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Oh.

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Have you been stressed lately?

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Unemployment? A death in the family?

8
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Mommy issues?

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Ohh.

10
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Yep.

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This makes sense.

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You know what? It's
almost Valentine's Day.

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- And?
- My wife has very high expectations.

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Last year, I did the
classic "scavenger hunt

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that led to finding her
birth parents" thing,

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and this year I have to top it.

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It cannot be a letdown!
No letdowns for Camille!

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Is "Dranderson" a heart med?

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No.

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Dr. Anderson is a couples' counselor.

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Call her.

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- Synced and corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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Weird you're getting Lena a gift.

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Really cool wrapping paper, though.

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What? No, Milo has a
birthday party this weekend.

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- Oh.
- Hey, you know what's great

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about being divorced?

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Valentine's Day is tomorrow,
and that means nothing to me.

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I am off the hook...
no cards, no flowers,

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no jewelry that she's going
to immediately return

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because, what... what, owl
earrings "aren't her thing"?

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Hey, you okay?

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- Me?
- Yeah.

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Oh, I'm fine.

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I have this blood-pressure situation.

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I can't see out of my left
eye, but other than that...

37
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Oh, man, what's stressing you out?

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According to my doctor?

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- It's Camille.
- Ah, man.

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Apparently, she's bad for my health.

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He gave me a number for
a couples' counselor.

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I should just burn it before
Camille checks my pockets.

43
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Uh, maybe you should call it.

44
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Listen to your doctor, dude.

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Camille loves you, okay,

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and I'm sure she'll be open to therapy

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if that's what you guys need.

48
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Would you have been open to therapy?

49
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What do I have to do with anything?

50
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You were the Camille of your marriage.

51
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As I am the Lena of mine.

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What?! No.

53
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You've never noticed that?

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You're such a Camille!

55
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Anyway, therapy's a
non-starter for you types.

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Well, you could at least ask her

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to cut you a break on
Valentine's Day, right?

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Okay, totally. I will.

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Maybe I'll ask in a note.

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Can you please write it for me?

61
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How close is your
handwriting to Helvetica?

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It's the only font she'll read.

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Okay, all you mommies-to-be,

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the more at peace you feel,

65
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the better your baby's gonna feel,

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so let's ease back into mountain pose.

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Oh, my God.

68
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This is exercise?

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I burn more calories
cutting Arthur's steak.

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Oh, go to hell.

71
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So, Maya, what are you and
Mean Gene doing tomorrow?

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Oh, he's out of town.

73
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Uh, The Verve Pipe is on tour?

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So it's just me and, uh, bebe,

75
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home alone, watching my
celebrity crush, Gordon Ramsey.

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I know it's weird. I blame the hormones.

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- It's not weird.
- Gordon can get it.

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What about you, Camille?

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You and Arthur have something

80
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spectacular planned for tomorrow?

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I'd assume so.

82
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Ooh, I wonder if my
passport's up to date.

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I was thinking of doing
something for Martin.

84
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What?

85
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You're gonna do something for Martin?

86
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Yeah.

87
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I mean, I know we're
not together anymore,

88
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but I still love him, obviously...

89
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What?

90
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Come on, you guys.

91
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I mean, we were married for 16 years.

92
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Of course I still love him.

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It would be weird if I didn't love him.

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I was thinking of making rack of lamb.

95
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Oh, I could destroy a
rack of lamb right now.

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Rack of Lamb is not a casual dish.

97
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It's a dish that says we
once loved each other,

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we still love each other,

99
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and despite everything
we've been through...

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... our love remains unbroken.

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When served with peas.

102
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This is for you.

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Aha!

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Let the V-Day Games begin.

105
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Is this a tiny, little treasure map?

106
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"Camille, I love you to
the ends of the Earth,

107
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but can that just be enough this year?"

108
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I don't get the clue.

109
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There isn't one. It's just...

110
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I've been putting a lot
of pressure on myself

111
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about the holiday.

112
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It's really taking a toll.

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A toll!

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What tolls do we take to
the ends of the Earth?

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Camille.

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I saw my doctor.

117
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I didn't schedule that.

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I wasn't feeling well.

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He's concerned about my health.

120
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He gave me a number of a...

121
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A what, Arthur? A-A heart guy?

122
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A brain guy? A butt guy?

123
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A couples' guy. A counselor.

124
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So you think that you're
sick... because of me?

125
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I can't sleep. I'm losing my hair.

126
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I'm getting nosebleeds at work.

127
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People think I'm doing coke.

128
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They keep asking me for coke.

129
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I don't have any coke!

130
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What does that have to do with me?

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Everything has to do with you!

132
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My whole life revolves around you!

133
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It's not working for me!

134
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Sweetie, is it possible
that this pent-up rage

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is actually just shame

136
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because you haven't
gotten my present yet?

137
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Because if so, I will
accept a gift card.

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- Just this once.
- You know what?

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I'm leaving, and I'm
taking the dog with me.

140
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The dog stays.

141
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Come on, Grand Mal!

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Grand Mal, stay there, baby.

143
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- Daddy's not going anywhere...
- Come on, girl! Come on, girl!

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- ... and even if he was, he doesn't know about...
- Daddy's for sure going somewhere.

145
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- ... your dietary restrictions...
- C'mon, Granny. I love you!

146
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- ... so it's best to stay put!
- Come to Daddy. Come with me. Come on.

147
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Great! You triggered her narcolepsy.

148
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- Hey, Mom?
- Hmm?

149
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I need rain boots.

150
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We have a field trip to a bog next week.

151
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Didn't you guys already go to a marsh?

152
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Yes. And now we're going to a bog.

153
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What you cooking? Smells good in there.

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Hey, thanks.

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Hey, so, tomorrow is V-Day,

156
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and the kids are going
to that school dance,

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so I thought I could make a
nice dinner for the two of us,

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you know, so you don't
have to eat out of a bag.

159
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You want to have dinner with me?

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Well, I just thought it would
be a nice way to say thanks.

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You've been a really
amazing partner lately.

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Partner?

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Co-parent? Roommate? Whatever.

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I was just thinking it would
be, you know, a nice,

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casual dinner between two friends

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who got nuthin' but love for each other.

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What?

168
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Would you stop it?

169
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We obviously still love one another.

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What are you doing?

171
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What are you doing?

172
00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:02,270
What are you doing?

173
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You are making it weird.

174
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Come on. You know I love you.

175
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No, I don't.

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I tell you all the time.

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You do not.

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Okay, well, then I'm saying it now, bro.

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You wanna hammer some lamb
with me tomorrow or not?

180
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Yeah, man. Let's hammer a lamb, brah.

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- I'm in.
- Good.

182
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All right, well, it's
super casual, all right?

183
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- Tr�s caj.
- Okay.

184
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I might even wear sweats.

185
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Hey, buddy.

186
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I'm gonna crash here for a bit.

187
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I took your advice, and
I stood up to Camille.

188
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And then we got in a huge fight.

189
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I was gonna go to a hotel,

190
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but there's no telling what
I might do if left alone.

191
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Now I'm kind of curious.
Should we try and find out?

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Fresh pepper?

193
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- Fresh pepper?
- Mnh-mnh.

194
00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,050
Freshly ground pepper?

195
00:08:03,060 --> 00:08:04,520
- Sure.
- Great.

196
00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,250
Arthur, stop.

197
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Sit down. Just relax.

198
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You're right. I'm so sorry, baby.

199
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- "Baby"?
- Reflex!

200
00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:17,270
Sorry, Camille. No, I'm
not sorry, Camille.

201
00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:18,660
There, I fixed it.

202
00:08:20,730 --> 00:08:22,740
- Hey, no phones at the table.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

203
00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:25,040
I'm just planning a Valentine's
Day flash mob for Bronwyn.

204
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Oh, I flash-mobbed Camille in '07.

205
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It went viral.

206
00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:32,200
We were on "Good Morning America."

207
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How was your day, baby?

208
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Not too shabby.

209
00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:37,080
I received eight Scooby-Doo
cards from girls

210
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who hold no charm for me.

211
00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:41,200
Also, whom is "Scooby-Doo"?

212
00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:43,540
He's a cartoon dog who solves mysteries.

213
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Now that I'd be interested in.

214
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Thanks again for dinner!

215
00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,380
- Oh, hey, Martin.
- Hmm?

216
00:08:49,420 --> 00:08:50,840
Aren't you forgetting something?

217
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What, compost? I thought
we gave up on that.

218
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Not compost.

219
00:08:57,820 --> 00:08:59,480
Him?

220
00:08:59,730 --> 00:09:01,430
No, he can't come with me to the garage.

221
00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:02,780
We both won't fit in there.

222
00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,160
- Yeah, I'm more of a house guy.
- Yeah.

223
00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,060
Yeah, the house is
where this kid shines.

224
00:09:07,070 --> 00:09:08,710
They're called "houseguests"
for a reason.

225
00:09:11,340 --> 00:09:12,680
Fine, one night.

226
00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,630
Two nights, tops.

227
00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:19,780
Three nights, if you're still
super-duper sad like that.

228
00:09:21,070 --> 00:09:22,280
Stop looking at me.

229
00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:24,560
Nice work.

230
00:09:27,140 --> 00:09:28,780
I miss you, Auntie.

231
00:09:28,830 --> 00:09:30,910
Aww, I miss you too, Gun-Woo.

232
00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:32,360
Where's Uncle Arthur?

233
00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:34,660
Presumably at a Marriott?

234
00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:36,920
Gorging himself on Frosted
Flakes or whatever

235
00:09:36,940 --> 00:09:39,060
they make available at those
type of establishments.

236
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We had an argument.

237
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We may reconcile, we may not.

238
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But until then, everything he
owns in a box to the left.

239
00:09:48,070 --> 00:09:49,400
I'm worried about you, Auntie.

240
00:09:49,410 --> 00:09:50,640
Who's gonna take care of you?

241
00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:53,840
Well, I take care of myself, of course.

242
00:09:53,850 --> 00:09:55,500
You must not know 'bout me.

243
00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:56,890
Stop quoting Beyonc�.

244
00:09:57,980 --> 00:09:59,710
Uncle Arthur did everything for you.

245
00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,350
I-I mean, y-you looked out for him, too.

246
00:10:01,390 --> 00:10:03,260
That's why y'all were
the perfect couple.

247
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,200
Mkay, good night,
Gun-Woo! So many kisses!

248
00:10:07,470 --> 00:10:09,100
It's still lunchtime here, Auntie...

249
00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:16,000
No turndown service.

250
00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,180
No chocolate mint?

251
00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:23,160
What the...

252
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,180
Candy?

253
00:10:34,190 --> 00:10:35,560
Noice.

254
00:10:35,570 --> 00:10:38,020
Here, you can have mine, too.

255
00:10:38,030 --> 00:10:39,500
Noice!

256
00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,360
Hey, you guys want me to read you

257
00:10:41,380 --> 00:10:43,300
Chrissy Teigen's tweets
while you fall asleep?

258
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,060
That's what I do for Camille.

259
00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:46,650
I'm all set.

260
00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:47,730
I'd love it.

261
00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:48,940
Yeah?

262
00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:50,920
Please.

263
00:10:50,970 --> 00:10:53,600
So, where were we?

264
00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:55,000
Ah, yes.

265
00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:58,040
"Sometimes I get legit upset
that I'm not Italian."

266
00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:00,830
- Same, Chrissy. Same.
- Same, Chrissy. Same.

267
00:11:03,910 --> 00:11:07,620
Same, Chrissy. Same.

268
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,000
Who the... ?

269
00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:24,240
Arthur, are you using my laptop?

270
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,660
I'm just backing up your files,

271
00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,700
making sure everything
is saved to the cloud,

272
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,480
just in case you spill a glass of Pinot.

273
00:11:29,530 --> 00:11:30,940
- I don't have any Pin...
- I bought you some Pinot.

274
00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:32,360
It's chilling in the wine fridge.

275
00:11:32,370 --> 00:11:34,360
- I don't have a wine...
- I bought you a wine fridge.

276
00:11:34,390 --> 00:11:36,260
Wow!

277
00:11:36,270 --> 00:11:39,170
That was really thoughtful.

278
00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:41,660
You're sure making yourself
useful around here.

279
00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:43,490
My work day starts at 11:00,

280
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,360
but my housework commences at sunrise.

281
00:11:46,370 --> 00:11:47,660
I did the dishes,

282
00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:50,840
I did the laundry, ooh, I made the beds.

283
00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:53,440
I waxed and washed your car.

284
00:11:53,470 --> 00:11:55,100
Holy crap! Arthur,

285
00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:57,980
I didn't even notice you
doing any of those things.

286
00:11:58,020 --> 00:12:00,640
Yeah, Camille hates
watching me do chores.

287
00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:03,470
I think she feels guilty
for not doing any herself.

288
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,660
Therefore, there's really
only one solution.

289
00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:07,160
That she pitch in and help?

290
00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:10,680
No. That I train myself to
do everything silently.

291
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:13,490
Out of view. In the shadows.

292
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,200
Like a ninja.

293
00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:17,740
Well, I'm gonna get
myself a second cup of...

294
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:20,360
Damn.

295
00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:21,580
Am I a good boy?

296
00:12:21,730 --> 00:12:23,550
Such a good boy.

297
00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:30,520
"Caj," huh?

298
00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:32,840
- I knew it.
- Ta-da!

299
00:12:32,850 --> 00:12:35,050
Hey.

300
00:12:35,060 --> 00:12:37,130
Oh, wow, that looks...

301
00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:38,780
Yummers!

302
00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:41,060
We having a little "lonely
hearts" dinner for three?

303
00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:43,740
Arthur! I thought you had plans.

304
00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,239
Yeah, I was gonna watch "Sommersby"

305
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,980
and cry on the couch, but your
Internet's a little laggy.

306
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,320
Did you try restarting?

307
00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:50,480
Yeah, tried that.

308
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,580
- Close out all your apps?
- Uh-huh.

309
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:57,760
Ohh, two place settings.

310
00:12:57,780 --> 00:12:59,360
I gotcha.

311
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,210
Message received. That's embarrassing.

312
00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:02,790
Hey, hey. No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

313
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,920
What message are you receiving, exactly?

314
00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:06,800
Because I've been told
this is a casual dinner.

315
00:13:06,810 --> 00:13:07,959
"Tr�s caj," even.

316
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,580
100%.

317
00:13:09,670 --> 00:13:11,820
So it's cool if Arthur joins us.

318
00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:13,580
- Absolutely.
- Absolutely.

319
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,580
Pull up a chair. Tr�s caj � trois.

320
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,759
Okay. Don't mind if moi do.

321
00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:24,590
So, you're looking very
nice tonight, Lena.

322
00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:27,380
Got all dolled up for an old friend.

323
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,700
Guess all your sweatpants were dirty.

324
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,160
They were. This was the
only thing I had clean.

325
00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:33,400
I just did a load of laundry, though.

326
00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:35,160
- It's over there...
- Didn't see it.

327
00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:37,520
Martin, you look very handsome tonight.

328
00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:39,740
- Thank you.
- I love the brand-new jeans.

329
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,140
What, these? No.

330
00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:43,560
No, I-I've had these.
These are o-old jeans.

331
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,430
Oh, they still have the sticker.

332
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,620
Wow! Look at that.

333
00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:50,379
That's been on there for

334
00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:52,260
probably like 10 years, huh?

335
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,860
- Oh!
- That's embarrassing.

336
00:13:57,030 --> 00:13:59,500
All this flirty banter is
making me miss Camille.

337
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,770
Thank you for sort-of
inviting me for dinner,

338
00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:05,270
but if you need me, I'll be upstairs

339
00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:06,920
re-insulating your attic.

340
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,160
I can't find him anywhere.

341
00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:18,920
He wasn't at Pilates nor Nobu

342
00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:21,520
nor the women's section at Barneys,

343
00:14:21,530 --> 00:14:23,100
nor the women's section at Neiman's.

344
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:26,210
Were you just looking for him in
places you were already going?

345
00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:27,740
Well, that's where he always is.

346
00:14:29,170 --> 00:14:31,080
Relax, Camille.

347
00:14:31,090 --> 00:14:32,400
Arthur's fine.

348
00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:34,500
Is that so? You seem quite certain.

349
00:14:34,530 --> 00:14:36,940
Okay, he's been staying here.

350
00:14:36,950 --> 00:14:37,980
I should have told you.

351
00:14:37,990 --> 00:14:39,160
Told me?!

352
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,360
Asked you? That doesn't sound right.

353
00:14:41,370 --> 00:14:42,480
It is!

354
00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:46,280
Look, the four of us are friends.

355
00:14:46,290 --> 00:14:47,960
It's complicated.

356
00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:49,960
And for the record, this is how I felt

357
00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:51,460
when you were hanging
out with Lisa Apple.

358
00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:54,260
Oh! You two are divorced.
It's different.

359
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,680
Well, is that where you're heading?

360
00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:57,670
What are the games you're playing here?

361
00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:59,460
Arthur is a good boy.

362
00:14:59,470 --> 00:15:02,460
Okay, I hope you're not handing
those out too liberally.

363
00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:04,760
You need to ration those.
Make him work for them.

364
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:08,230
I know you don't like feeling
vulnerable, Camille,

365
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,760
but just admit it. You need him.

366
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:13,829
If anything, it's Grand Mal
who's the one that's a wreck.

367
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:14,839
Mm.

368
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,770
I caught her standing
next to an open window,

369
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,470
and she was definitely
weighing her options.

370
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,000
How is he?

371
00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:26,660
- If only so I can tell the dog.
- Great.

372
00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:29,520
I mean, he's miserable,
but he's amazing.

373
00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:31,300
I had no idea what a little
treasure you had at home.

374
00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:33,200
- Had.
- Yeah, I said "had."

375
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,710
Oh.

376
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,960
Relationships are give and take.

377
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,860
Arthur loves to give,

378
00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:42,180
so maybe you can just take
it a little easier on him.

379
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,600
Or I could give him something.

380
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,420
I don't think that's
the solution to his...

381
00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:49,460
I could give him one thing!

382
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:50,840
Perfect.

383
00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:55,880
Wee! Ta-da!

384
00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:58,090
Wow! Great job, buddy!

385
00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,700
Let me see you do it again!

386
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,470
Hey, look! It's the Jaspers!

387
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:02,900
Hey, Milo.

388
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,900
All right, share the ball, guys.

389
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,500
Oh, hey. I'm Arthur.

390
00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:11,340
I think I met you at
Milo's birthday party.

391
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,820
Oh, right, yeah.

392
00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:15,020
Uh, you're his, uh, godfather
or something, right?

393
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,700
I don't think so?

394
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,940
I would know if I was, right?

395
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:20,670
Maybe I should make a play for it.

396
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:23,940
So, uh, how is she?

397
00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:26,360
- Camille?
- Who?

398
00:16:26,370 --> 00:16:27,980
No, I'm talking about Maya.

399
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,030
Maya.

400
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,360
Yeah, she was my girl.

401
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:32,640
Wait a second.

402
00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:36,320
You're Sugar Beard. AKA
Country Music Face!

403
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:38,480
- Dang, boy.
- What?

404
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:41,540
Yeah, I wasn't sure I'd ever

405
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,030
hear those nicknames again.

406
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:45,840
She quit me.

407
00:16:46,870 --> 00:16:48,910
Camille quit me, too.

408
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:51,010
Or I quit her? Either way, we're quit.

409
00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:52,920
And I'm trying to be patient.

410
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,100
You know, Maya's an Earth sign,
so the last thing she needs

411
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,120
is pressure, but... but
I'm all fire, you know?

412
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,300
I do know!

413
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:01,460
Yeah, I mean, we... we
can only be who we are.

414
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:03,420
And I'm the man who loves her.

415
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,170
Okay, seriously?

416
00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:06,320
I just got chills,

417
00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:07,630
and you and I both have to remember...

418
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,100
Jasper! Jasper!

419
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,530
Jas... Watch it, please?

420
00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:13,519
If you fall, you get
hurt, I've got nothing!

421
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:15,020
Nothing!

422
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,780
Good to see you.

423
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:20,810
Thanks for letting me help you

424
00:17:20,820 --> 00:17:23,180
with this commemorative scrapbook.

425
00:17:23,190 --> 00:17:25,600
It's nice to have an outlet for my love.

426
00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:28,439
How much longer are you
stalkers gonna be in my room?

427
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,550
If you would just let us
take the craft bin...

428
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:32,060
The craft bin stays.

429
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:37,810
"Feels Like Yesterday:
Memories of Two Days Ago."

430
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:38,970
Bronwyn's gonna love it.

431
00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:40,420
I hope she does.

432
00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:42,260
And I hope she appreciates you, Mason,

433
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,300
'cause nothing feels worse than...

434
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:49,480
? Feelings, so deep in my feelings ?

435
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:52,740
? No, this ain't really like me ?

436
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:56,400
? Can't control my anxiety ?

437
00:17:56,440 --> 00:18:01,450
? Feeling, like I'm
touching the ceiling ?

438
00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:04,410
? When I'm with you, I can't breathe ?

439
00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:08,410
? Boy, you do something to me ?

440
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,320
Hey, Uncle Arthur, can you help...

441
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,960
I'm not your uncle! Get out of the way!

442
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:17,040
? Get me high like you do, yeah, yeah ?

443
00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:23,890
You like that song, right?

444
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,310
I really do!

445
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,940
I remember it was playing at a CVS.

446
00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:29,280
And... And you said you liked it.

447
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:30,800
That's right. I did!

448
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,050
I remembered that.

449
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:35,880
I remembered that, and I
retained that information.

450
00:18:35,890 --> 00:18:37,170
For you!

451
00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:39,720
That's above and beyond, baby.

452
00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:42,990
And I'm so sorry that I whiffed
on Valentine's Day this year.

453
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,360
As long as we're apologizing,
I'm sorry that I whiffed on

454
00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:47,960
every Valentine's Day since we met.

455
00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:50,700
- Okay.
- And if you want to go to therapy...

456
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:51,950
I don't.

457
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,410
I don't want anyone else to judge us.

458
00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:55,320
We are perfect just the way we are.

459
00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:57,620
Let's never talk to
anyone else ever again.

460
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:58,900
Just each other.

461
00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,300
- And our phones!
- And our phones!

462
00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:03,180
Can I drive?

463
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,460
- No.
- Great.

464
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:10,569
Hey, Mae?

465
00:19:10,570 --> 00:19:12,139
What day is the bog?

466
00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:13,300
Monday, why?

467
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,590
Okay, I'll rush-order the boots.

468
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,080
Already got 'em.

469
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,560
Where'd those come from?

470
00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:20,700
Dad. Cute, right?

471
00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:22,840
Yeah.

472
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,040
Did you get Mae boots?

473
00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:35,780
Uh, yeah, sorry, is that okay?

474
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,900
Yeah, it's okay. Thank you.

475
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,200
Why are you thanking me?

476
00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:41,720
I didn't get you boots.

477
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,030
Yeah, that's true.

478
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,150
Now I just have to get
a present for, um...

479
00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:47,199
Jacob's birthday?

480
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,280
- Yeah.
- Dunzo.

481
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,300
I got him Garmadon's Lair.

482
00:19:50,330 --> 00:19:53,240
521 pieces. He's gonna be stoked.

483
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,450
Wow.

484
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:57,160
That one wasn't even on the board.

485
00:19:57,170 --> 00:19:58,950
Yeah, what can I say?

486
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,120
I'm on it.

487
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,120
See? This is why I love you.

488
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,680
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489
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:26,420
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